[IC] Vacation

[bromanticide]

[ In some magical AU timeline where Klaus drama was settled, the Originals went to Vegas and Elena was perfectly fine and people stopped dropping like flies, vampire sex was had and it was great, but now it's time to head back to camp ]

[ well, one of them is packing at least ]

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[brodependency]

[and the other is getting drunk like nothing strange is going on]

[bromanticide]

Really? In the morning?

[brodependency]

It's never too early to start.

[bromanticide]

Elena won't like it.

[brodependency]

She doesn't like a lot of things.

[bromanticide]

Should I ask why you're drinking?

[brodependency]

Now why would I? I'm sure you can think of something.

Or maybe I was bored.

[bromanticide]

You're always bored.

Is something wrong?

[brodependency]

[ignores the question]

Do you have everything now?

[bromanticide]

Yeah.

[brodependency]

Do me a favor?

[bromanticide]

... If it's something ridiculous, I'm going to say no.

[brodependency]

Oh, come on. When have I asked for a ridiculous favor?

[bromanticide]

Always?

"Stefan, let's brainwash the cheerleading squad" or "Stefan, let's audition for American Idol". I can go on.

[brodependency]

Both were great ideas. Don't deny it.

[bromanticide]

What do you want, Damon.

[brodependency]

Stay in one piece while you're there.

[bromanticide]

... What?

[brodependency]

You didn't hear me?

[bromanticide]

I heard, I'm just--Where is this coming from?

[brodependency]

What? You need me to spell it out for you?

[bromanticide]

... You're not coming back.

[brodependency]

No. Mine was just a one-way trip.

[bromanticide]

So you're ditching me. What a surprise.

[brodependency]

Well, if that makes you feel better.