bromanticide: (For a few thorny moments)
[ In some magical AU timeline where Klaus drama was settled, the Originals went to Vegas and Elena was perfectly fine and people stopped dropping like flies, vampire sex was had and it was great, but now it's time to head back to camp ]

[ well, one of them is packing at least ]

[IC]

Oct. 26th, 2011 11:45 am
bromanticide: (Default)
[ If you're visiting Stefan's room today, you may notice the floor is a bit sticky for your tastes... ]
bromanticide: (You were more creative this time)
[ Continuations for (cfud) Oz, Dean, Leto, Kirk, Yuri, Haruki, Stefan, Sherlock, Lance, Tyson, Albert, Kell-El ]

[ (Drops) Haruka, Scar, Merlin ]

[ (Sabra) Charles Xavier, Cara Mason ]

[ (Aather) Cubia, Koukutou Mikiya ]
bromanticide: (ou are a magnet for trouble)
So the novels aren't great. I kept buying them out of the fornlorn hope that something magical will happen. AND SOMETHING DID. So I present: The Craving. 

[NEW YORK]
Stefan: Making monologues about killing squirrels--Wait, I SMELL HUMAN BLOOD. Crap. I guess I should save her [whisks her to her home]
Her VERY VERY RICH Family: STAY HERE OR WE'LL TAKE AWAY YOUR TROUSERS
Stefan: Crap

Stefan: Man Lydia and Bridget remind me of mirror versions of myself and Damon. This analogy is no way going to bite me back in the ass later.

Winfield: Take the daughter you saved to the ball
Stefan: ....
Winfield: We still have your trousers
Stefan: FML

Bridget: Come meet Count Damon DeSangue
Stefan: Seriously? DeSangue? That's not even subtle!
Damon: Oh hello mysterious Italian stranger. We could be brothers!
Stefan: ... And that's even less subtle.

Damon: Look at how awesome my life is.
Stefan: Whoop.
Damon: Now I need you to marry Bridget while I marry Lydia. Or I kill everyone.
Stefan: I knew that analogy was going to get me!

[WEDDING PLANNING, THEY ACTUALLY GET MARRIED]

Damon: Man, this wine is good when laced with blood.
Stefan: OH MY GOD I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! [leaves]
Damon: Was it something I said?

Damon: YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO RUN AWAY FROM ME so I'm dragging you home.
Stefan: sob kay but I'm going to insinuate you still have humanity in you.
Damon: Just for that, I'm killing the cabbie
Stefan: This feels like future deja vu

[They return home, THE ENTIRE FAMILY IS DEAD]
Stefan: SEE? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET MARRIED, GOD

[Then stuff happens, Lexi is awesome, Damon saves Stefan and leaves, while Stefan goes to San Fran to brood]
Stefan: Dear diary, I get the feeling Katherine is laughing at us.
Katherine: [not too far away] HAHAHAHAHA.

THE END.
bromanticide: (Grizzly is Emmett’s favorite)
Yeah, so Stefan is no longer the sane stable vampire. In a way, he's worse off than Damon and Katherine because he doesn't give a shit and he's more likely to fuck with you for kicks. So this is a permissions meme to do terrible things to you!
bromanticide: (Enough commentary on my driving.)
So! We are not updating yet (I think. Things need to be hashed out) and if we do, well.... Stefan has a super special different update from everyone else... Here there be spoilers

And the prize for the best brother is... )
bromanticide: (zzz stoicism)
[flipping through his books in boredom. Life is hard when you can't go out during the day and you're not allowed to leave in the night either.]

((open to everyone who wants to come visit 1864!Stefan))
bromanticide: (Grizzly is Emmett’s favorite)
You ask stuff, I ask stuff back, we go on and on :)

I play Oz Vessalius, Dean Winchester, Tokage, Leto Atreides the II, Merlin, James T. Kirk, Yuri Lowell, Koutake Haruki, Hayate, Stefan Salvatore, Sherlock Holmes, Amy Pond, Cara Mason and Lance Lunis.
bromanticide: (We have to wait for thunder to play ball)
Also known as ...


DAMN YOU JURIIIIIIIIIIII meme )
IN CONCLUSION

I've played here HOW long? 1245 days
Overall Comment Count: 155,087
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Lowest Percentage: Aerrow (70%)
bromanticide: (Are you frightened of me now?)
“We had a couple six-year-olds who came to a signing and actually thought that Ian Somerhalder [who plays Damon] was a vampire, and they were terrified of him. We had this one little girl go up to him, and she was really shy, and her mom was like, ‘She has something to tell you.’ And Ian leaned over and was like, ‘What is it, sweetheart?’, and the little girl says, ‘Try to be a good boy.’ And he was like, ‘Okay, sweetie…for you I’ll try.’”

- Nina Dobrev

Most. Adorable. Cast.
bromanticide: (Bring on the shackles)
Okay, so the writing for this book is kind of phenomenal and terrible and contradictory since it doesn't address Katherine's thing for the threesome, but I'm gleaming some key bits to piece together that special time that was ~1864~.

Count the parallels between Giuseppe and John Winchester )

SO IN THE END, pretty weirdly written. I think Julie Plec wrote it first and then finessed it for the show later on because there's a lot of contradictions in it, like Stefan not knowing that Damon was sleeping with Katherine (in the show HE IS VERY MUCH AWARE OF THIS). But it had some interesting stuff to pick out like Anna and Pearl's backstory, Damon's time at the ~army~, THEIR MOTHER, etc.
bromanticide: (You don’t care if I’m a monster?)
I think I cage people with my feelings. Isn't it the most effective way of holding someone down? For all the things you could call a vampire, unemotional isn't one of them. Our ties to humanity are bound by anger, hate, need, love. For all our superiority over them, we are, in many ways, their darker shadow. What people bottle up, we unleash. Is it really a wonder that we're called monsters for being more human?

I always believed that Damon could leave. Anytime, anywhere. And it scared me so I left first. I always believed that Katherine only needs herself and I hate her for it. This is all still true... but it's not the only one. I feel that there is more importance on who I am and the way I feel. It has certainly kept us together.... but not the way I want it to be.
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